Children of the Halfway Home

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These are notes written down mentionning the various other kids of Mrs. Frieda's Halfway home.

"Smoky bear" Emily

Emily is very pretty. Too bad whenever she opens her mouth she sounds like a full-grown man who smokes a pack a day. I've heard she has to shave every day if she doesn't want to turn into a bear. She once clogged the shower with a pound of fur. Ewwwwwwww!


Violet & Lily Newton

The Newton twins are really odd. They always talk at the same time. One time, when Violet went to the bathroom while Lily was still sleeping, she saw a rat and they both started screaming at the same time.


Mute Luke

Luke (if that's even his real name) never says a word. Some kids say he can only speak in Hebrew but doesn't even understand Hebrew. That sucks!


Chamileon "Kami"

I've seen him at lunch, but I can't seem to find out where he actually sleeps. I've never seen him outside of lunch or dinner, actually. Need to investigate further.